Dorkage – n. A physical object that holds the attention and affection of a dork (see also geek). Often used collectively.

Ah, a little cleaning over the weekend unearthed the slide rule I used all through high school physics (this was PC – pre-calculators).

The damn thing is, I still remembered how to do a few (very few) things on it: Multipication, division, square roots, some trig.

Dorkage is oddly personal, but fun…